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The Horny Neighborhood Kids prints – $12 each + s/h

Posted in --FOR SALE--, Prints by nicholashay on May 5, 2011

These are the kids that break into your house when you take your children to Florida for summer vacation.  They like to punch holes in the wall, blow shit up with cherry bombs, and make homemade napalm.  They’ll also drink all of your Sunny-D and beer and not flush the toilet after they pissed all over the seat (and the fresh toilet paper rolls).  These are the Horny Neighborhood Kids and their only goal in life is too fuck shit way up.  But today is your lucky day.  Because not only have I captured their likeness in these prints, but I have also captured their spirit essence.  What does this mean for you?  Well it means that these prints are guaranteed to ward off these modern day evils like garlic to Dracula.  And the best part is that they are only $12 each plus s/h, and if you really have a problem with these guys then you can have all four prints for only $40 + s/h.  There is no fucking way you can get a hole in the drywall patched for that price.  It’s a damn good deal.  The editions and dimensions on each vary, but the quality is always the finest.  Printed on Magnani Pescia.

 

 

This is Hotshot.  She is really just your ordinary kid.  She doesn’t really know if all of this craziness is for her.  She is just trying it out over the summer.  5.75″w x 5″h, edition of 7.

 

 

This is Sponge Boy and he is the youngest of the bunch.  He might be young, but chances are he is going to be a fucking psycho.  Last week he shot a fucking bird with his cousin’s paintball gun and then he poked it with a stick like ten times.  5.75″w x 5.75″h, edition of 8.

 

 

This is Chris, he is the oldest one of the group, and he smokes like a pack a day.  Next year he is going to get his license if he doesn’t get busted anymore until then.  He’s pretty cool usually.  He gets laid a fucking shitload.  5.75″w x 5.25″h, edition of 6.

 

 

This is Angry Cube Boy and him and Chris are best friends.  Actually they are blood brothers.  They pierced each others ears when they were in middle school and have never looked back.  Chris is cool, but Angry Cube Boy fucking flips out sometime for no reason and will just smash some dude for nothing.  It’s crazy.  5.25″w x 5.25″w, edition of 6.

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