General information about things that Nicholas Hay knows about.

The fucking new party zone.

Posted in Uncategorized by nicholashay on January 10, 2012

I am in the process of converting the old #368 studio into a fucking super badass mega fucking party zone that is going to be so fucking cool.  It will probably get nicknamed “The Factory of Cool”.  If it doesn’t, well, that is fucking cool also.  It will be a safe haven for all kinds of illegal cool shit.  When it is finished you will just be able to come hang out and do whatever you want and not have to worry about some mother fuckers tell you not to shit there.  YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHIT WHEREVER YOU FUCKING THINK YOU NEED TO.  It will probably get nicknamed “The Factory of Shit” at some point after everyone realizes that it isn’t very cool to call something “The Factory of Cool” and that self-degradation is the only fucking cool thing left.  It will also be a cool place to come and meet Janitors and do fucked up shit with cleaning supplies.  There is going to be music and people hammering shit and the soda will fucking flow like the fucking Boulder Creek.  Tell your fucking friends to wait by their emailers for their fucking cool-ass invite.  (Note: if you don’t get an invite then don’t fucking bother showing up (sorry (we are trying to maintain a certain ambiance (you understand (right?)))))

 

NO, THANK YOU!!!

 

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