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More adventures of The Horny Neighborhood Kids

Posted in Uncategorized by nicholashay on January 11, 2012

These are some of the horny neighborhood kids that hang out behind the building at night.  They are thinking of starting a fucking badass gang but they haven’t figured out a name yet.

 

This dude’s fucking name is Steve Stevens.  He likes to fucking get high on Friday afternoons and go swimming.  He also likes to eat Macaroni & Cheese with Spam.  I always tell him that that shit is too salty and that he will probably pay for it later on in life, but honestly, I am not sure if he really gives two fucks about what I say.  This dude is the fucking leader of the, as of yet, unnamed gang.  Everyone always says that this mother fucker stabbed some dude this one time for no fucking reason at all.  That is pretty fucking cool.

 

This is Jeff and Tina.  All they do is fucking argue and fuck.  Everyone says that one time Tina got finger-fucked by Steve Steven’s in some fucking random ass dude’s pool.  The problem is that Jeff don’t even fucking know how to swim so whenever the unnamed gang goes for a fucking dip then Jeff has to sit on the fucking side and twiddle his thumbs like some fucking extinct chumpasauras.  I guess it is his own fucking fault cause who the fuck don’t know how to swim when they are like 16 1/2 fucking years old?

 

This is Kick.  He is Tina older step brother.  He got knocked in the head when he was littler.  Most folks think that he is a little bit retarded from it but he is a good guy.  He always gots the other dudes backs when some bad shit goes down. 

 

This is Razor.  He is Kick’s fucking mangy dog.  Kick found him when Razor was just a pup and the two have been together ever since.  Steve Steven’s fucking ran over Razor’s back legs one time when he was high and riding his fucking dirt bike in Tina’s step dad’s backyard.  It was fucking crazy.  Then Kick got fucking pissed and tackled Steven Steven’s WHILE Steve was going in like a 35mph fucking donut.  Steve Steven’s burned the shit out of his fucking leg on his muffle because it was right after swimming and Steve Steven’s didn’t have no long pants on.  Anyways, Razor’s back legs don’t work so well so now Razor’s balls drag on the ground.

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